Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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