rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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