He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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