dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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