How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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