Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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