i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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