I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think people are normalizing furries
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