Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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