I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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