stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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