i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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