Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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