So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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