My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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