when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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