Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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