tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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