How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
