i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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