6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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