Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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