You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
