I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
did i just pee glitter
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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