..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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