it hurts more in the daytime
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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