I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
why is half of my head shaved?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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