I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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