saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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