it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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