oh god the rape fog is back!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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