Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
