He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
