After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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