If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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