Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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