Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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