he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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