Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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