I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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