the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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