So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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