i would punch a child for taco bell
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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