who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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