let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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