My friends, they love my intelligence
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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