I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
