Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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