So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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