so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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