She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We have started to decorate penises.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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