we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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