Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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