A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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